... what's she's looking for perfect husband who wouldn't run away from her, wouldn't beat her, and would be amazing in bed.
Week later, she hears someone's ringing the door, and as she opens it, she sees young man in wheelchair, but he has no arms or legs.
Confused, woman asks *"What are you looking for?"*
He responds *"I'm that perfect husband you're looking for. As you see I've no legs, so I won't be able to run away, and I don't have hands either, so I won't be able to beat you!"*
Slightly interested she asks him *"What about sex? Are you good?"*
*"How do you think I rang the bell?"*
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