Paddy Irishman goes to the Zoo

Zoo keeper says to Paddy, "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for £500?". Paddy replies, " Ok, I will on 3 conditions:

1st, I'm not going to kiss it.

2nd, my family must never know.

3rd, I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!"

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