A man goes to the zoo

And whilst standing in front of a gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the man senseless.

When the man came to his senses he was filled with rage, and he decided to report the incident to the zookeeper. After listening to the story the zookeeper started nodding. He explained that pulling down your eyelid means "Fuck you!" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't satisfy the man at all and he vowed revenge upon the gorilla.

So the next day he decided purchased two large kichen knives, two bras, two eyepatches, and a large sausage.

After the man stuck the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla's cage, where he tossed a knife, a bra, and an eyepatch on the ground.

Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on the bra.

The gorilla looked at him closely, then looked at the bra, and decided to wear it. Next, the man put the eyepatch on his right eye. So the gorilla also picked up his eyepatch and did the same.

Then the man pulled out his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half with full force.

Startled the gorilla looked at the knife, then down at his own crotch, then he looked at the man with anger, and he pulled down his eyelid.