After finding out Paddy had shagged his girlfriend for the first time, Murphy asked him how it was.
"It was amazing," Paddy gushed. "As we were both virgins, made it even more special; it was just a shame that we had to be fairly quiet."
"Why was that?" Asked Murphy.
"Her kids were asleep in the bedroom next door," Paddy replied.
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