A husband and wife go vacuum shopping

And the salesman pitches them a robot vacuum that starts cleaning when the words "Come Vacuum!" are spoken. The wife and husband purchase the vacuum and start using it.

A couple of weeks later the husband is pulling out of their driveway and hits his neighbour's car. His neighbor comes out and the husband says "oh man I am so sorry . I'll do anything just don't get insurance and police involved"

The neighbor says "ok I want to have sex with your wife."

The husband looks puzzled but agrees to the negotiation.

After a wild session of sex with the wife the husband asks the man "so what made you think sex with my wife was going to be so excellent? "

The neighbor replies "well. I always hear you calling her Cum Vacuum!"

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