A group of friends got together and went to a bar for happy hour. Little did they realize that a cop was around the corner just waitin' for some poor, inebriated soul to attempt to operate a motor vehicle. Sure enough, about two hours later, a fella came out and headed for his car.
Of course, not in a straight line. No no no. This man could hardly stand, much less walk. He stopped to have a conversation with a telephone pole. He smoothed his hair while looking at himself in a stopsign. He even lit his Bic pen and had a smoke during his escapade. The cop waited patiently for this guy to get behind the wheel and start driving. The man dropped his keys several times, and even had to sit down and take a short break.
Meanwhile, the group of friends headed out to their cars and drove away. The cop waited. Finally, the moment of truth. The man finally managed to start his car and begin driving. Immediately, the office turned on his lights and pulled the unfortunate patron over. A sobriety test ensued. The man passed every test with flying colors!
The policeman administed the breathalizer, and the result was 0.0. The cop was quite pissed. "I don't understand it. A while ago you could hardly stay conscious, and now this?" exclaimed the cop. "What's the story?"
The man replied smugly, "My friends and I are very responsible when it comes to drinking. Today was my turn to be the designated decoy."
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