An Irish guy is walking along the coast when he spies a old-fashioned lamp lying on the beach. He picks it up, and in wiping the off the sand, manages to release a genie! Of course the genie grants him three wishes.For his first wish, the Irishman asks for a bottle of Guinness that never runs dry, and *poof* he's holding a bottle. He takes a swig of some of the best Guinness he's ever tasted! After a few more swigs he notices that sure enough, the bottle is still full. So he sits there on a rock, drinking and enjoying his magical bottle of stout.The genie, getting bored watching the Irishman drink, prompts, "You have another two wishes, you know...""Oh, that's right!" says the Irishman. "Gimme a couple more just like this one!"
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