one day a guy walks into a bar and sits down and chats to his friends for abit , this guy then gets up and walksover to the bar manager and says i bet you $300 that i can piss in a glass 3 meters away from me and not miss one bit , so the bar manager says ok your on !
So the manager gives the guy an empty glass and the guy places it 3 meters away ...the guy un does his zipper and starts peeing every were but the glass he pees on the bar on the manager.. so the bar manager starts lafing and says hand over the money u=you lost the bet ... and the money and starts smiling
and the bar manager says why are you so happy you just lost $300
and the guy awnsers yes i no but i just made a bet with sum guys over there for $600 that i cud piss on the bar and all over you and youd be happy about it
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