Out of the mouth of children

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is.

The kids ask what it is, and dad says we won't tell you, but we'll give you a clue, "It's something that Mommy calls daddy sometimes." The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!"

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