Bills wife asks him to take her brother bob hunting with him

But bill knows bob has narcolepsy, but he does it anyway. Well bill takes bob out to the place where they will be hunting, he hands bob his rifle and tells him you go to the top of that hill and I'll go to the top of this hill. If you shoot and kill a deer I'll help you bring it out, and if I kill a deer you do the same. They take off their separate ways and get to where they will wait, and 20 minutes in bill sees this beautiful buck, as he brings his rifle up hr remembers that bob has never been hunting before and lets him take this one. But about 5 minutes go by and no shot was fired so bill takes the shot and the deer drops. Bill goes down to where the deer is and waits, 5 minutes go by and no bob, but still he waits, 10 minutes he finally get tired of it and realizes since he is narcoleptic goes to check on him. Well low and behold he finds him crouched near a tree taking a shit only to have fallen asleep, do bill takes the opportunity to mess with him. He runs down the hill to cut open the deer pull out the insides and brings them back up to bob and places them under his butt. As he's going back to the deer he hears the loudest scream he's ever heard from man before and just chuckles to himself and waits for the return of bob. About 20 minutes go by and he finally sees bob coming down the hill, but something's wrong, he's covered in blood, and asks what happened. Well, bill goes, you do know I have narcolepsy right? Bill goes yes I do. Bill says then well I was waiting for the deer when all of a sudden I had to shit, and well I must have fallen asleep, but when I had awoke something terrible had happened, all my intestines had fallen out, but by the grace of god and these two fingers I put them back in there.