The other day it was my turn to prepare dinner so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables.
She came back rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were.
"He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'
"And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself.'"
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