"Doctor - I think my prick is too small."
"Do you drink?"
"Yes, Lager,"
"Aaaahhh. There's your problem. It shrinks things, Lager. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow."
... Two months later ...
"From your smile I take it you now drink Guinness?"
"No - I've got the wife on Lager!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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