Husband comes home after working night shift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex. He gently lifts the doona and slowly crawls up to her fanny, spreads her legs and licks her until she quivers and cums all over his face. He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there shaving her legs, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? he yells. SSSHHH, she says, you'll wake your mother!!!
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