I explain to Dave the four types of women's orgasm.

There's the positive orgasm where she says "Oh yes oh yes oh yes!"

There's the negative orgasm where she says "Oh no oh no oh no!"

There's the religious orgasm where she says "Oh God oh God oh God!

and there's the fake orgasm where she says "Oh David Oh David Oh David!"

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