Having sex, when the phone starts to ring. The guy who owns the place says "I'm going to get that. Be right back. Don't jerk off." He takes the call and comes back into the room. He sees that there is jizz all over the place. He says "I thought I told you not to jerk off?" The other guy says "I didn't I farted"
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