and he seems to be upset, so the bartender walks over and says "Sheamus, whats wrong?". Sheamus says "You know that dock, down at the lake? You know I built that right?" Bartender says, yeah Sheamus, everyone knows you built that." Sheamus says "But nobody calls me Sheamus the dock builder do they?". "No Sheamus, they dont."
"And this very bar I'm sitting at, I built this too! Does anyone call me Sheamus the carpenter do they?"
"No, no they dont."
"AYE BUT YA FUCK ONE GOAT!?!?!"
best told with an irish accent.
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