A circus advertises a new act: flying crocodiles and a talking cow. The curtain rises; out fly two crocodiles, circle the arena twice, and fly back to the back stage. Next swaggers a cow; a trainer with a mallet walks behind her. The trainer hits the cow with a mallet. The cow: Moo! The trainer hits her again. The cow: Moooo! The trainer hits her again. The cow: Mooooooo!
A little girl in the third row speaks out: "Sir, please don't hit the cow so hard; maybe she'll talk!"
The cow: "Girl, this ain't hard; you should fucking see what they do to the crocodiles!"
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