One should not play Pokemon while driving around in the city and b careful always...

The bartender...

A time traveler walks into a bar.

The girl with no...

Last night my two friends and I went for a walk. On our walk we seen a girl...

Q: If an elephant...

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant....

I once walked...

Madam: You can't bring that in here, we don't want a sticky situation on our...

Katie Price...

I'm a barbie Girl, In a barbie world, Tits are plastic, Son's a spastic. He...

New Rooster

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The...

So Jesus can turn...

Last night my drunk friend could turn a Glass of Water into Puke.

Why is Donald...

He'll never be as good as his Daddy.

How do you hire...

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

What do you call...

An ash hoe.