Katie Price releasing a cover of Aqua's barbie Girl

I'm a barbie Girl,
In a barbie world,
Tits are plastic,
Son's a spastic.
He can't comb his hair,
He dribbles everywhere,
It's fantastic,
Little black spastic,
Come on Harvey lets go party!

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