I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass...

Madam: You can't bring that in here, we don't want a sticky situation on our hands.

Me: I can leave the honeycomb outside.

Madam: The honeycomb can stay, but Mr. Trump needs to leave.

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