Last night my two friends and I went for a walk. On our walk we seen a girl with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench on top of the bridge. Being late at night and a bad area one of my friends ask if there's anything he could help with. I could go for a cold bottle of water said the girl so my friend turned around and started heading back to town. Five minutes past and the girl spoke up again saying she wish she asked for a snack as well as the water. My other friend said no problem! I can run back to town and find a snack then he took off. I sat in silence for ten minutes with the girl before I asked while we wait is there anything I can do? She looked me dead in the eyes and said I've never been fucked. Puzzled I thought to myself that's a weird request ...So I picked her up threw her off the bridge and said your fucked now bitch.
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