3 construction workers are having their lunchtime break at the top of unfinished building where they work at and about to eat their packed lunch together.
Worker 1: "Oh my God... I can't believe this, another fried chicken?!! CHICKEN CHICKEN AND ALWAYS CHICKEN!!! Enough! If tomorrow my wife still gonna bring me another chicken, I'm going to jump from the top of this building!"
Worker 2: "SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI AND SPAGHETTI EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! I'm about to lose my mind right now!! That's it!! If tomorrow still gonna be spaghetti I'm going to jump from the top of this building!"
Worker 3:"PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH??????? I ate this food every single day in my life!!! I'm done... If tomorrow's packed lunch is another peanut butter sandwich, I'm going to jump with you guys as well!!"
Finally its tomorrow, and when they open their lunch box... It's still the same. The 1st worker got a fried chicken, the 2nd one got a spaghetti, and the 3rd one got a peanut butter sandwich. And as they said yesterday, they all wrote a letter and then jumped from the top of the building and lost their lives.
At the funeral, the letter is being read. It's written the reason why they decided to end their lives. Knowing that, their wives start to cry uncontrollably.
Wife 1:"I..I don't understand.. He.. He always been an open person, he can just talk to me about this.. If only I know he doesn't want to eat another chicken, I'd happily cook him another food..."
Wife 2:"Why... I..I don't understand.. He.. He always liked spaghetti, if only I know he doesn't want to eat another spaghetti... this wouldn't have happened.."
Wife 3: "W..why... I..I don't understand.. He.. He always pack his own lunch.."
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