One night at a bar, it was getting late, and a woman inexperienced in sex decides to go home with a handsome gentleman.

After things heat up, and they strip off their clothes, they go at it for three hours.

"Thank you for showing me a good time!" the woman says. "I had no idea any of those moves existed."

"My *pleasure*"

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