A young boy wakes his mother up in the middle of the night asking his mother for Viagra.
The mother freaks out and asks her child why he needs Viagra.
The boy explains that he is having trouble pooping.
The mother, still confused asks why he would think Viagra would help him poop.
The boy explains: Every night I hear daddy say "Get me the Viagra so I can get my shit hard!".
(Side Note: I was told this joke at 2am while I was lost by a toll operator at the Skyway Bridge in St. Petersburg Florida.)
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