One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over thehead waiter.

One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over thehead waiter. Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs,one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other soovercooked that it's tough. I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's socold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at roomtemperature. The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. Sir! We cannot serve such anawful breakfast to you here! Why not? the guest replied. That's what I got here yesterday!