Paddy Frenchman didn't make it and the others decide that they must divide up his corpse and resort to cannibalism lest they starve to death.
Paddy Englishman says "Well, I'm from Liverpool so I should get his liver." The others agree that seems fair.
Paddy Scotsman says "I'm from Braetongue, so I should get his tongue."
After a few moments pause, Paddy Irishman says "Well... I'm from Ballsbridge and I'm not very hungry right now."
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