A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are

pregnant, waiting to be seen for their 20 week check-ups. Since they'll be identifying gender today, the topic comes up.
"Well, we had sex in the missionary position, so I know we'll have a boy" says the redhead, smiling.
"Well I rode him cowgirl, so I know we're going to have a little lady!" says the brunette proudly. They look over at the blonde, who is crying her eyes out. "What's wrong?" They ask in unison.
"I'm gonna have puppies!"

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