A blonde was on her way home from work when she saw a fellow blonde rowing a canoe in the middle of a cornfield. Outraged she pulls her car over and runs to the side of the road closest to where the canoe is. At the top of her lungs she yells "HEY! IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US BLONDES A BAD NAME. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'VE GOT A BOAT, BECAUSE IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM, I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
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