Spicing it up

After 25 years of marriage, Marge decided she needed something to spice up their sex life. As she was browsing around the lingerie dept. at the local sex shop, she came upon a pair of crotchless panties and decided they were just what she needed.Later that evening, while her husband was watching tv, she came strutting out of the bedroom with only the panties on. She asks her husband,"Would you like some of this?" and he replies,"Hell no! Look what it did to those panties!!!!"

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