A woman and her husband were experiencing marital problems, to the point where they were no longer having sex. After visiting several counselors the problems were not resolved. The woman grew desperate, and was afraid to ask her husband for sex. In her desperation she visited a Gypsy, and explained her problem. The gypsy rummaged through her chest, and pulled out a jar with a pickled penis in it. She told the women to say the words "Pickled penis my vagina" and it would have sex with her. The woman takes it home and says the words. The pickled penis worked great. As she reaches her climax her husband burst through the door and screams," What the fuck is that!" She tells him its a pickled penis. The husband unfortunately replies,"Pickled penis my ass!"
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