The Seal started boasting, "I'm so tough, I can kill a man 30 different ways with my hand."
The Recon says, "Hell that's nothing. I'm such a badass I can kill a man 50 different ways with my thumb!"
The Ranger says nothing.
Just smiles and nods and stirs the fire with his dick.
(told to me during Basic Training by a Ranger Drill Sergeant.)
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