One evening a Navy Seal, a Marine Recon, and a Ranger were camping...

The Seal started boasting, "I'm so tough, I can kill a man 30 different ways with my hand."

The Recon says, "Hell that's nothing. I'm such a badass I can kill a man 50 different ways with my thumb!"

The Ranger says nothing.

Just smiles and nods and stirs the fire with his dick.


(told to me during Basic Training by a Ranger Drill Sergeant.)

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