One day,a girl was babysitting a little boy and a little girl. The girl was asleep and the boy was still up.The babysitter asked the boy,''What could I do to get you to go to sleep.'' He said you could read me a bedtime story so she started to read.The boy stopped her and said my mom usually lays down by me when she reads me a story. So she did.Then the little boy said my mom is usually naked when she reads me a story, so the babysitter got naked.then the boy said,''My mom lets me stick my finger in her belly button.'' The babysitter says''that is not my belly button.'' The boy said that is not my finger.
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