Bill and Joe come to America looking for jobs. After searching everywhere with no luck, they finally find jobs in Alaska. They are so happy to find jobs, they decide to celebrate by getting completely shit faced drunk that night. The next morning they go to a diner for breakfast. Bill and Joe, hungover with painful headaches, try their hardest to remember what they did last night. When the waitress comes to take their order, Bill decides to ask her a few questions.
Bill- I have a question, in Alaska, are there black women?
Waitress- uhhh yea of course
Bill- In Alaska, are there white women?
Waitress- Yes, Yes of course there are
Bill- In Alaska, are there black and white women?
Waitress- umm i dont think so
Bill looks over to Joe with disgust and says "God damnit Joe! We had sex with Penguins last night!
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