and asks him "krhm.. son.. I have something to tell you about the birds and the bees"
"Dad no!" yells the son "I don't want to know!"
"But why", asks the dad. "I thought that every boy of your age wants to know about that!"
"But.. But.." says the boy almost weeping "when I was five i heard the 'there is really no santa claus talk', and when I was eight People told me there is no toothfairy *or* easter bunny. If you're telling me now that there is no sex there is nothing left! My whole life will be ruined!"
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