One day, Johnny overheard his parents fighting....

... Later, he asked “What does ‘bitch’ and ‘bastard’ mean?” They explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”
The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked, “What does ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’ mean?” His parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”
At supper the next day, Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled,”fuck!” Johnny asked what that meant, and she said, “It means ‘cut.’”
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, “Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas — we can’t wait to fuck the turkey!”