New Breast Enlargement Technique

(This joke needs bodily movements to get its full effect, so it won't be quite as funny just reading it. It needs to be done live & out loud, so steal at will!)


A woman goes into surgery for breast augmentation, as she had a very flat chest that she was self-conscious about. When she woke up from the surgery, she saw no difference at all! After recovering, she said to the surgeon, "I don't understand it! Why doesn't my chest look any different??"

The surgeon replies, "This was a special kind of surgery--we are testing a prototype push-button pump." "How does it work?" she asks, puzzled. The surgeon says, "Remember those Reebok 'pump' shoes from the 90s? Well, under your arm is a similar pump. Just flap your arms like this (*flap your arms like a chicken*) and your breasts will gradually inflate with each pump.

So the woman tries it and is amazed by how she looks. She is further amazed by the fact that she can inflate herself a little or a lot, depending on how she wants to look.

So the next day she goes to a bar, feeling super confident. She sees a very handsome, well-dressed man sitting by himself at a table, so she goes up to him and says (*flap your arms like a chicken while saying what she says*), "Hello there, I'm Cindy! What's your name?"

The man says, (*now bend your knees slightly and flap them together while you say this-->*) "My name is Mike! Nice to meet you!"


(The joke, of course, is that the knee-flapping makes it look like the guy had penis enlargement surgery using the same pumping device.)