One day, George wakes up to a toothache...

After a few hours, he finds the pain unbearable and rushes to the dentist to get it checked out.
Once he arrived, the dentist immediately understood where the *root* of the pain was from.

The dentist says, "It's nothing too major, but I'm afraid you have a pretty bad abscess on your tooth. We may have to remove the tooth."

"That's horrible doc... Am I gonna be ok?"

"Of course you will! Like I said, it's nothing too major, so we just need to pull the tooth, get rid of the abscess, and you'll be as good as new. I'll schedule an appointment for next week to get your tooth extracted. If you feel any worsening pain or think you need medication, come back in and I'll check it out once more!"

"Ok! Thanks Doctor!"

Somewhat upset about this news, George returns home and turns in for the night. The next morning, however, his symptoms started to alter. The pain he was experiencing before was only coming periodically. However, it seemed that anytime a tremor of pain passed through his mouth, George would pass gas. At first, it seemed like a mere coincidence, but as the day went on and his pains came more frequently, George began to notice that he could stop making wind.

Confused about all of this, George falls asleep yet again. Upon waking up, George immediately feels pain on his tooth and, like the day before, cuts the cheese for no reason. However, this time was different. When he farted, it made a strange noise. It almost sounded like his anus was saying "honda."

As the day went by, his pains started to become more frequent, and so did his farting. However, it became more clear that every time he would fart, it sounded like someone saying "honda." Being utterly confused about all of this, George decides to ask the dentist if everything's ok with him.

"What seems to be the problem George?"

"I don't know doc... Everytime my tooth starts to ache, for some reason, I pass gas for no reason!"

"Hmm... that is strange... Is there anything else out of the ordinary?"

"There is... You probably won't believe this, but whenever I do break wind, it sounds like my butt is saying "honda" in a winded voice. I have no idea what this means doc!"

Just as George finishes his sentence, he gets the greatest pain in his mouth that he's had since this whole ordeal started. Immediately after, he rips out a horribly loud one right on the chair in the dentist's office. The word "honda" shrieked through the whole office as this excruciating pain crossed through George's body.

"Hmm... It seems this is worse than I originally thought George. But it seems to me that it is true that *abscess makes the fart go honda*."