Because his nose was growing at an excessive rate, it was already 11 and a half inches long.
Doctor walks in and says, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but if it keeps it up, by this time next week I won't be able to see you anymore. I'll have to give you a referral to a podiatrist, because by next week, it'll already be a foot!
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