And she sees Johnny waddle in. He says, "Mommy, I need to go poopy!" The mother, being a bit embarrassed, says to Johnny, "Next time you need to poop, say that you got to 'whisper', OK?"
A few days later in the middle of the night, little Johnny waddles into his parents room, and reaches for his mother.
Johnny says "Mommy, I need to whisper." The mother, dazed says, "Honey, go whisper in **Daddy's ear**
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