One day a man walked into a bar to get a drink. He saw a pot of money sitting on the bar. He asked what the pot was for. The bartender said, If you can make that horse out side laugh you win the pot. The man said, how much is it to play. The bartender said 10 bucks. The man threw in his 10 bucks went outside. a few minuts later the bartender heard the horse burst out laughing. The man went in the bar to collect his money.
About a year later the man walked back into the same bar and saw another pot of money sitting there. He asked the bartender what the money was for now. the bartender said that if you can make the horse cry you can win the pot of money. So the guy went out side and a few minutes later the bartender heard the horse start to cry.
The guy came back in and the bartender asked him how he made the horse laugh and cry. The guy said I made him laugh by telling him I had a bigger dick. I make him cry by proving it.
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