one day a man walked into a bar, and there was a donkey standing in the corner with a notice round his neck saying " anyone who can make this donkey laugh can have a free pint". so the man thought i will have a go at it. so he went over to the donkey and wispered something to him, and the donkey stared laughing. the barman was amazed and told the man he was the first person to do it.
the man came back the following week and the donkey was still there but this time the sign said "if you can make this donkey cry you can have a free pint". so the man thought i will have a go at this and so he went over to the donkey and did something to it, and the donkey started to cry. the barman asked the man how he did it because he was the first man to do any of them. so the man said " ok i will tell you, the first time i said to him i had a bigger dick than him and the second time i showed him it.
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