got lost in the woods, and she sees an owl, and asks it: 'Do you know where my mother is?' and the owl responds, 'Why the hell would I know where your mother is? Are you stupid? And why are you fairy tale children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating about animals that can talk?' And then the owl swooped down and ripped the little girls face off and ate her eyeballs. And the the owl hooted. Who-Who.
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