Did you hear about the teenager who got his arm pulled off?

There was a teenager hanging pumpkins on a rope off of the overpass as a prank. When a car would drive by, he would yank it up quickly, scaring the driver and causing accidents. Well, a semi truck came by when he wasn't paying attention and got a hold of the pumpkin. In turn, it tore his arm off. The cops were called, and they assessed the situation. They decided the truck driver should be charged with armed robbery.

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