A poor farmer was checking his only pig, when he dropped two 100$ bills on the ground

Before he could pick them up, the pig ate the dollar bills and swallowed them. Since it was all the money the poor farmer owned, he did not give up on them and went into the house to get some liquor. He poured a whole bottle of Vodka down the pigs throat and then a few minutes later kicked the pig in the belly with modest forced. There was a fart-like noise and then one of the 100$ bills flew out of the pig's butt. Now just as this happened, a German was passing by the farm and witnessed the whole scene. Quickly the German rushed up to the farmer and said "I´ll give you 5 million dollars for the pig if you do that again!" And so the farmer poured some more Vodka down the pig´s throat and gave it a kick. And just like before, another 100 dollar bill flew out of its ass. The next day the farmer woke up feeling good and started to think about what to do with all the money he got for the pig. While reading the morning paper however, There was an article he found troubling. The article said "Furious German arrested in town last night: It was yesterday late afternoon when police arrested a German in the middle of the street for severe animal abuse. The pig was almost alcohol poisoned when found and had been brutally kicked multiple times over and over...