...not knowing that the bird's previous owner was a foul-mouthed drunk who taught the parrot how to curse.
As soon as she walks into the house with the parrot, he begins to shout, "Hey, it's fucking hot in this house! Shit, is your damn thermometer fuckin' broken or something, bitch?!?"
"I will NOT tolerate such language in my home!" she says. "This is a holy house! For that, you will spend 10 minutes in the refrigerator freezer until you've learned your lesson."
She puts him into the freezer and closes the door. Ten minutes later, she takes him out.
"Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you?" the bird screams. "It's so goddamned cold in there! That shit ain't right!"
"I see you haven't learned anything yet. Back into the freezer you go, this time for 20 minutes."
Twenty minutes later, she takes him out.
"I'm s-s-s-so very s-s-s-sorry, madam" the parrot whispered. "Suffice it to say that you will n-n-n-never hear me utter s-s-s-such obscenities again. I do have but one question, though."
"What is that?"
"What in the world could that poor chicken in there have done?"
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