Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
Yo momma so fat she tripped broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chilly out she grabbed a spoon and ran out!
Yo momma so fat she IS the family reunion!
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with cheerios!
Yo momma so flat she jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so fat when you get on top her your ears pop!
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly rice krispies wont talk to her!
har-de-har har old school jokes for you old school insulters...
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