The doctor asks the wife "How are you feeling lately." The woman can't hear a thing so the husband shouts. "He wants to know if you feel okay!" She nods and he looks back at his clipboard. "Have you been eating well, resting and exercising?" The husband shouts and repeats "He wants to know if you're taking good care of yourself!" The woman nods again and the doctor scribbles on his form. Finally the doctors asks "How many sexual partners have you had since your last check up?" The man looks at his wife and says "He thinks he knows ya!"
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