A woman goes to the Dr. with bruises all over her face. Understandably concerned, the doctor asks what has happened. She replies, "Well my husband gets to drinking after work in the evenings and has been beating me up....to be honest, I'm fed up with him and thinking about leaving for good." The doctor quickly replies, "Hang on right there! Before you go and get a divorce I want you to try something. The next time he comes home drunk, go into the kitchen and pour yourself a glass of sweet tea. Sit down at the table, take a drink and swish it around in your mouth. No matter what he does or says, just keep swishing that sweet tea!"
A week later the woman goes back to the doctor without a scratch on her. She says "Doctor, the sweat tea worked great but I don't understand? What's so special about it and why did it work so well??"
The doctor looks at her and replies, "It's amazing what happens when you shut the fuck up!"
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