A proctologist was getting ready to examine a patient. He buzzed his nurse and asked her to bring him a light.
A short time later, the nurse walked in and handed him a bottle of beer.
The doctor looked at the bottle in his hand, looked at the nurse, and said, "No, Nurse. I wanted a BUTT light!"
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