A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he and his wife are not enjoying sex as much any more.
The doctor asks "How old are you and your wife?"
The man says "We are both 80."
The doctor asks "When did you first start noticing this?"
The man answers "Well, three times last night and twice this morning."
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